Herds always end badly...
Herds always end badly: they steal your food, they growl at you , the female ignores you or she does too much to you, and the alpha male is always predisposed to a fight because he knows that he is going to win. And all this happens on TV with the deceptive background of a sunset orange juice , or even better: bloody mary. What does not prevent the main character from being hit everywhere.
animal documentaries prepare for group travel So don't act like you didn't know. And as if that weren't enough warning, I'm sure you already had a friend of those who crash parties (for example, your wedding) shouting "I didn't come here to please anyone!". And yet, there you go, on your way to the North Pole, on a bicycle, with 17 strangers (because even if they are your childhood colleagues, now you are going to meet them) What could go wrong?
With your buddies from the group trip you will share more intimacy than with that girlfriend from Murcia , the one on the weekends, yes man, the one who is now the mother of your children. You're going to know things about him that you wouldn't want to know about anyone.
The result can be so happy that make friends forever -like the ones made in a criminal with a long sentence -, or so miserable that you end up in involuntary group therapy trying to dodge the long hands of an explorer of the villa of Lola Flores, probably the only survivor of the expedition of the captain Scott.
For this reason, even if you go to the English countryside or to ** Lake Como **, trips of more than two should always go under the heading "Adventure travels".
Are you still wondering how they convinced you to learn to surf...
1) Friends.
A group trip ends up becoming, right in the middle, Beijing Express . There are two couples that are made Super Friends at the happy moment in which they discover that neither of them can stand the two people from La Mancha who can't understand anything when they speak. Another thing that also unites a lot are class action lawsuits.
2) Leader of the pack.
There is always one. He is recognized because he looks a bit like Napoleon. For example, in that the title is granted by himself. and that he gets convince you to cross Russia in flip flops . His prominence is due to People need someone to follow not that he encourages especially good ideas. his reign ends towards the end of the journey , when, after touring three closed or directly demolished nightclubs and being robbed in e he world champion of seedy alleys , the group awakens from his spell and sees that, under his new emperor's clothes, what there is is a hake
3)The parties.
The worst thing is not that it takes a bottle in the suitcase, is that he wears another. He knows the song of the Tyrolean and jokes on drums, of which it is not convenient that you make him lose the thread, because he starts again. He will insist on looking for a bar in a Lacandon village or in the surroundings of a Tibetan monastery. he is going to find.
4) International groups.
In all international groups there are a very nice guy who doesn't understand any language , his a little, and to whom you can steal dessert.
5) The octopus.
He travels with the extraordinary idea that what it has not worked for him with the women of his country for the last 20 years he will become infallible panty breaker techniques as soon as you cross the border. The plan fails because, invariably, he decides to apply his methods to the women in the group, who are from his country and even from his neighborhood. He ends up opting for mercenary love or running for a slap which only resembles Gilda's in that it sounds good, like a stone breaking a puddle.
Should you really be following this man...?
6) The grumpy.
the year has passed rehearsing complaints in his town , where he is the strongest local supporter that it no longer snows like it used to. His favorite pitch is the comparisons of anything with Spain, for example: that the Sistine Chapel is fine, yes, but where a chorizo tapa is… He is the one who shows the most energy, he will not faint even if Two Serbian mulatto girls sit on his knees , call him daddy and tickle him behind the ear. where they are the Serbian mulatto girls from Spain …
7) The shopping.
It's worth waiting for her to rummage through all those things that he can buy at home paying one euro less.
8) Driver.
With the right dollar motivation, a canny bus driver can make it so that all you see of the Grand Canyon is postcards from his cousin's shop , which is much better because it has air conditioning and They give you a tea.
9) Transfers.
Pay attention to where you sit. There is an unwritten law that says that the place you choose on the first day belongs to you forever . In the back sit the hooligans. that they like to sing does not guarantee that they tune. Up front are people so peaceful that they probably sleep with a book on page 3 be your main activity. Since these things and others only happen on joint trips and at school, it follows that school life and wildlife They are the two models that group travel follows. The best thing about the trip is probably that second chance you get to be the cool kid in class , dodge the collejas with dignity and that they do not keep you or bite you.
10)The benefits.
travel in a group it's cheaper. Also, you travel with people who knows the language of the natives and they're even trained to **read maps and signs.** And most importantly, someone has probably done the planning and booked it all. If nobody has done it, congratulations, you are a congregation of people so similar that you will probably end up lost in the desert or eaten by piranhas But come laugh. Usually, a human group is more prepared than a single individual to overcome the inevitable inconveniences of leaving home. In theory.