40 things you will hear if you go to Bilbao
1) Of course I have been to the Guggenheim , What question is that? One time. Let's see motorcycles.
2) Musicians in the subway? No, why would there be musicians on the subway?
3) Nah of course we have nothing against the donostiarras . It's just a joke between us and that bunch of preppy idiots.
4) Look, a tourist looking for a bar at two in the morning. LOL. (…) Poor.
5) If you were from here , you would understand.
6) No, no, no, that sex thing is nonsense Of course we Basques fuck. What happens is that we do not do it between us.
7) Look, this building is also famous. I don't know who did it. But he's famous, I swear.
8) A regular. No, wait, with onion. Does that have sausage? Well that one. No wait, does it have bell pepper too? Then no. Na, give me the normal.
Bilbao's old town
9) It's great, bring an umbrella.
10) Yesterday I saw my brother peeing on the Joseba Solozabal show.
eleven) It's not called Bilbao, damn it, it's called Athletic.
12) How come you don't see the Spanish flag? There, look, at the top. In the corner, that little thing. No, I think that's a hooked bag, next door. It's.
13) Once, during Holy Week, I walked down the street for twenty minutes and didn't come across anyone.
14) The mother who gave birth to the tram, what a scare she has given me.
fifteen) This is done, you pay later.
16) Before all these were factories.
17) No, this is also done, you pay later.
18) How? No, it's not a mountain club, it's a demonstration, why?
19) I'm going to take you to a place that has some very famous sandwiches that… well, I don't know, they're normal, but they're very famous.
twenty) I can't on Saturday, I'm in Castro.
twenty-one) Yeah, I told you they didn't have anything special, but, I don't know, they're famous. (…) Shall we go to the Burger King?
22) No idea how they water it.
"No idea how I water it"
23) No, don't go there, the mountain is already there.
24) Oops.
25) Epi.
26) Oops.
27) Yes, we all know each other here. off
28) Look, that's the deputy. No, the other one, the one with the gin and tonic.
29) Like what you got the wrong meter ? If there are only two lines!
30) I present to you my crew. And those over there are our girlfriends.
31) What if I dance? What do you mean?
32) Of course the kalimotxo was invented in Bilbao, didn't you know that?
33) He is Unamuno. Sometimes they throw it into the estuary.
3. 4) The last thing I remember is seeing a guy dressed as Hello Kitty at Txomin Barullo.
35) Hello, look, I just had the kalimotxo that you served me and I was wondering how much you would charge me for the antidote.
36) No, don't make that face we don't have Mercadona.
37) Two and a half euros?! God, what was in that pintxo, diamond dust?
38) Don Celes.
39) Look, one of James Bond was shot there. A very bad one. Remington Steele came out, I'll tell you no more.
40) So what, talo for everyone?
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At first there was only darkness. And God said: “I need to put Bilbao somewhere”