How to prepare the heartbreak scenery, like in Blue Valentine
Choosing a hotel to break up with our partner is complicated and important. It is the staging that we orchestrate for give epic meaning to something as vulgar as a breakup. Also, it will keep us busy and we won't think about that breakup.
Let's do it right. Here are some tips to keep in mind.
1. PENALTIES WITH BREAD ARE NOT LESS, BUT PENALTIES WITHOUT BREAD ARE MORE
All of this is to say that since we will be doing sad things like crying, nagging, and feeling like cockroaches, it's better to do it in a pleasant environment. All of the above on an acrylic quilt, a neon on the ceiling, a wall as a landscape and a small television hanging on the wall is amplified. And, on the contrary, a breakup that starts in a friendly and caressing hotel can turn around . If architecture can be a factory of happiness (read Alain de Botton), a hotel can be a balm. “ Oh this place is so beautiful it's a shame to flood it with bad feelings . Let's stay together, my love."
Hotels to break up with your partner, like Wes Anderson's Hotel Chevalier
two. NEVER BREAK UP AT OUR FAVORITE HOTEL
Let's think that this place will be full of vibrations, at least, intense. Do we want to relive them when we return alone or accompanied? If you love Le Bristol, protect Le Bristol.
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3. HEARTBREAK IS PART OF LOVE
Choosing the right hotel to make it official is a romantic act. This is how it should be approached: with care and awareness. A good window with a view It will allow us to turn our backs and see something beautiful when we don't want to be seen or tears fall. The rest areas will be a relief, because suffering is exhausting. The bathroom must be well lit: you will have to go wash your face from time to time. Let's not despise the bed: the sex make-up option is always there. The bar cabinet should be stocked and well modulated indirect lights. The hotel is a stage and we, the directors, screenwriters and protagonists, like any other Woody Allen.
Without bread, the sorrows are more
Four. LET'S BE PRACTICAL
It is possible that one of the two, after the moment M (in brown, miraculous or merde) leaves and leaves the other alone in the room. Have you got Wi-Fi? We will want to send that whatssapp that says “Now. All bad but already” . Is it well located? Perhaps we feel like airing ourselves, whether we are the one who leaves or the one who stays. Therefore, a lost rural house is not the best option. A pool where swimming is a good option: we will need endorphins . A hotel that is too small may not be the most appropriate. That's why we stay home and break up in front of the whole family. Let's take advantage of what hotels have been proposing for centuries: privacy and anonymity. A hotel forces you to recompose yourself.
Let's look for a coherent end to the relationship
5. LET'S LOOK FOR AN END COHERENT WITH THE RELATIONSHIP
If it has been wonderful, hell, let's go break the Mandarin Oriental in Tokyo, even if we have to eat twelve hours of flight back in seats 12A and 12B. If it was yet another nonsense, let's choose a crazy place, according to its nature, like a 3000-room hotel in Las Vegas or one of those themed places dedicated to Barbies or chocolate. Crazy history, crazy its end and crazy everyone. If the breakup is going to be a relief, let's slam the door shut: what's reopening the Ritz in Paris? Here we go! Let's set a break date and reserve a room. We'll cry. Or not.
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At least the hotel tucks you in after the drama