The suitcase, that flowery hell
HAND FAN
It's my favorite option whenever someone asks me for advice on what to wear. A fan saves your life anywhere. It saves you more on a camel excursion through the Atlas, but also can work at dinner in a Lappish hut with a roaring fireplace like Game of Thrones . A fan is ecological, it drives away mosquitoes, it gives a lot of attitude if you don't take it to the Locomía extreme and it goes by animal traction. The fan brings glamor and is not for everyone. as i was once told "The one who has been a marchioness, she knows how to move the fan."
BAG
Put a suitcase inside your suitcase because you may need it . Then put a backpack inside that suitcase for long excursions. Inside that backpack put the backpack for urban walks. Inside it places a handbag, very comfortable to go for a walk. There you place the fanny pack and inside you place the toiletry bag. In the bag put the toothbrush. You already have your suitcase packed.
SWIMSUIT
Someone could invite you to a pool wherever you are. Someone who is not a nudist.
RUBBER CHICKEN
Hanging out with your rubber chicken is a shortcut to making friends in the international language. The rubber chicken is the Esperanto of tours.
CHEESE
A stinky cheese in your luggage is the powerful protogeolocator that will allow you to find your things wherever you have lost them in the manner of mongrels, sniffing. Its effectiveness increases on long trips.
KETCHUP AND MUSTARD
they make of you a kind of world capable of eating a Mexican grasshopper or a Mongolian dog.
OLIVE OIL
Instant tan for travelers with no time to waste.
PLASTIC FLOWER
Recyclable if it doesn't work with the first girl.
HORN
international communication system for which it is essential to know how to put on a Harpo Marx face.
GUITAR
To flirt, nothing like a musical instrument that you know how to play. If you were enrolled in piano lessons as a child, this idea can put you a bit uphill towards the end of the trip. Think about it before putting it in the suitcase: that your back does not follow the same path as your childhood.
ANTIGAS MASK
Useful in multiple situations, for example if you carry a cheese in your suitcase.
HAMMER AND CHISEL
no little guitars, you are a REAL artist. sculpt your environment , sculpt whatever, don't make an entry on the sites, create your own entry.
RAZOR
Very handy if you get bitten by a werewolf.
BONUS TRACK: WRONG SUITCASE = ADVENTURE TRIP
If your next trip is to Segovia and you think it's just full of emotions , try to put in the suitcase the things that are not. With an Eskimo coat, staying under the Aqueduct for a while in August is heroic. With boots two sizes smaller, not even Captain Scott climbs to the top of the Alcazar. And with the rubber chicken in hand, the natives will point at you and exclaim "whoo, whoo!", frightened like those in the Tarzan movies.
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