We are all peaceful beings until the temperature of our shower gets out of control.
1)There is no hook to hang the towel. You have ordered Carrara marble, you have negotiated to have Jo Malone amenities, there are about twenty kilos of cotton terry in towels and… you have forgotten to install a small hook next to the shower to leave the towel when you enter and pick it up when you leave. That is a design error and not the color of the wall.
2) The dryer whispers, it does not dry. We want the whispers in another context. At the time of drying our hair, women, men and cats, we want the god Aeolus to inflate the lungs and empty them on us. Those shabby and tired dryers are a small insult to our time and our manes.
3)There is no space to leave the toiletry bag. Or the toiletry bags, many of us carry two. Neither contact lenses nor glasses. This makes us want to cry. They serve an attached table, shelves or the classic space next to the sink. But we don't want to have to balance the cosmetic tools on the edge of the bathtub.
4)The shower is overdesigned: This does not fall into the category of details and it does fall into the category of essential matters, but it is such a problem that it must be mentioned at the first opportunity. A shower is a very simple gadget that someone wanted to complicate one day. cold or hot Intense or mild. There's no more. Red is hot and blue is cold. Let's leave the imagination for other fields.
5)The shower gel is a half liter dispenser and is attached to the wall. This makes us feel like bad people. Do they think we wanted to put it in our suitcase? That awful.
6)The bathrobe is for a football player. Or for Tom Brady. And neither they are nor we are Giseles. We are going to use it anyway, but it would be nice not to run away from the mirrors when we wrap ourselves in one of them.
7) The shower is worse than the one at home. No. That is unacceptable. It has to be the same or, if possible, better. Better in everything: in space, power, in which the door fits. One leaves home to improve.
8) It is small. We want to be able to dance a tango inside, not a chotis or a vallenato. We want to be able to take selfies without bumping into walls. We want to be able to practice on it, bragging or anything that ends in -ing. We want to be able to open one door without closing another. We want mirrors that look like they are from the rehearsal room of the American Ballet Theatre.
9)The bath mat is camouflaged. And far. An object that watches over our physical integrity has to be easily accessible and not be camouflaged under a mountain of towels, be semi-transparent and be folded like origami.
10)Mirrors cannot be fogged. There are anti-fog treatments at an irrelevant price to avoid it. We don't want to relive all the Antena 3 telefilms we've seen.
eleven. light control . If we are taking a bath, we do not need the general light at its maximum splendor. If we are painting the eye we want a light directed next to the mirror. And so everything. If we want little light we have to be able to have it, if we want a lot too. We want control. We pay for control.
12. That there are few and bad amenities. I have left this for last. One goes to a hotel to simulate a better life for a few hours. To take an obscenely long bath, to look in a magnifying mirror, to smear on cream for more minutes than usual. For this reason, the amenities have to make us dream, to be generous and of quality. It would be necessary to analyze the serotonin that is generated after seeing an extra-large bar of soap from La Prairie. It should be the equivalent of running a marathon.
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