Take the Delorean, we're going to take a walk through space-time
Virgin beaches. Empty beaches that you would only have to dispute a few liopleurodons and the occasional archegosaurus that it would probably splash the towel on you and then eat it and then you.
Virgins in general. If you travel through the Spain of the last centuries, keep in mind that the uses of flirt consisted of look at each other from afar, get married and then kiss each other . I'm not going to tell you how the bathrooms were so as not to discourage you.
Cindy Laupers, in general
Family meetings. Reuniting with your ancestors at some point in the past sounds good, aside from time paradoxes (try not to kill anyone). But in the end it's all a bit the same: do the favor of giving great-great-great-great-great-grandmother a kiss, you're wild; with that beard you look like a poor man to ask; in my time we were never bored, I used to hunt mammoths. Stories of the war that happened yesterday: you will not spare a single detail.
Architectural styles. You are in front of a cathedral in some European capital and you see domes, towers, doors with unknown arches and you are not sure what style each thing belongs to. The “eclectic” answer has saved your ass every time, but now you have a better option: travel to the past and see how they build it . We suspect that behind all that greatness there was always a ñapas who will answer "ah, I don't know, I'm a boss", but it's worth a try.
Immediate future . Travel to 10 years from now and check that the phrases “And then they say there is a crisis” Y "we should do something" They have become classics.
Medieval men dealing with a car
Concerts . Of course it would be cool ** to travel to Woodstock or listen to Mozart playing ** when he was a monkey. But imagine being able to know which groups that are now drumming their fingers on a table on a terrace in Malasaña are going to become fashionable in a few years. And to be able to say, “I already liked them when no one knew them, before they were cool”. For that, there was going to be overbooking.
I was once in 1988. There were frigodos as well as frigopiés, Glenn Medeiros was the best, he had a blonde girlfriend and the vacations lasted three months. He was so comfortable that I stayed a year.
post apocalypse. Life is complicated in a post-apocalyptic future. You have to fight for the little food, you live a bit crowded in the shelters and you have to deliver your firstborn in exchange for a can of water. Recommended for those who already spend the summer on the beaches of the peninsular Mediterranean.
A post-apocalyptic world...No. You have passed the future.
dinosaurs. Imagine when you tell it. The bad thing is that in the Instagram photos you are going to look a little small next to the bug and your look, steel blue pouts, is not going to be perceived. Also imagine a dinosaur barbecue. The bad thing is that the barbecue could very well be you.
Comfort. Traveling to the future can be done well and slowly. One sits on a terrace, asks for a beer with some olives and you stay for a while watching people go by and in the future they will arrive.
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