Blessed beach, WHAT AN OBSESSION
UP EARLY
Nothing good starts with tuning fork or jungle gym. But let's see, if we are on vacation, what is this to set the alarm . Without obligations, one has to wake up when the body considers it appropriate and, from there, organize the day. And, beware, maybe he just wants to sit up for a moment for a physiological need and immediately return to the nest . We started bad.
CHARGE THE CAR
Mats, refrigerator, bags, books, sports equipment... Going to the beach is like a toy move, and no one enjoys moving. You don't need so many things, really. It is about changing the scenery, merging for a while with the most commercial part of nature, we should not try to transfer all our hobbies at the same time. you might want to read War and peace after diving for a while, but it is not usual.
Pack the "beach bag"
GET A PLACE
It is quite an art. No matter what time you arrive, there will always be people. There are sites that pass from generation to generation . In principle, you have to control the tides, the position of the sun and seek comfort. In fact you nail your parasol where you can , trying not to hit anyone and avoiding that when it blows up, because it will blow up (nobody prepares us for this, damn it), skewering someone. Also, what is the personal space that corresponds around the towel, one meter? a span? None? Beyond your piece of cloth and the shade of your parasol you have no acquired rights, anarchy reigns. In areas of maximum saturation you can give cream to the neighbor's leg thought it is yours that has fallen asleep.
a bad day at the beach
BATH TIME
Once settled, it's time to take a bath . The sea can be seen in the background. Carefully, dodging outside plots between disapproving looks ( excuse me, excuse me ), you reach the shore. After crossing the inevitable track, he improvised as Nadal-beach aspiring, taking a little jump to save his ankles from the mowing of a body-board and return the same ball two or three times , you enter the water.
The sea romp, don't miss it!
It's hot as five o'clock tea. It's the color of five o'clock tea. You will run into floating things, they will come towards you. Dead things, living things. They both give a lot of grime , the latter also itch. If you have chosen an area that is like a plate, what you have left to do is dive, swim, float. And that's it . If you choose to face the waves, it has more excitement. True, you will probably take a romp, go out breathless and gulp down five o'clock tea.
There are living things. There are dead things. And they all suck.
TO EAT
After this first foray into the water, must eat . If the beach has something, it is that it stimulates a voracious appetite. Nothing like opening one of the great sandwiches that, with the temperature, have reached a fantastic texture to use as a cervical pillow. But still, with a growling stomach… go, perhaps that handful of sand that has fallen may be excessive seasoning.
GO TO THE BEACH BAR
The other plan is to go to the beach bar. No other place better shows the decadence of the West. The crunch of shrimp on the floor, like a dead sea, the crunch of pockets with the bill. Although they are full, in the end there is always a good chair that burns your protected areas. “I don't have that one, nor that one. That neither. I only have lemon and strawberry popsicles left”.
You will eat Rodolfo Langostino
THE NAP
Taking a nap on the beach is taking the body to the limit , is a test for astronauts going to Mars. Waking up disoriented, having to learn to speak again, mouth as if a blanket had been bitten, lack of motor skills. The solution is another bathroom, but of course…
THE BURN
It turns out that the earth moves around the sun (remember, there are surveys that say the concept has not yet been fully accepted). This means that you have fallen asleep protected by the shade and have woken up with a burning iron on your shoulders, relentless. Press your finger on this area. How long it takes to go from white to the color of your skin (whatever you have at that moment) It will be the days that you have to sleep covered in cream.
Finally it's time to pack up and go home. A wonderful day that will be difficult to forget for two reasons: the erythema and because tomorrow we have to repeat it. Fortunately, there are few kilometers of retention to return and the scratches hardly bother.
_(Surely seeing how bad a day at the beach can be, you have already forgotten how wonderful it can be to be there and the wait becomes much more bearable, the wait or that this year is not the time. Cheer up) _
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