A Madrid to conquer them all (by the stomach)
FOR THE HIPSTER WHO IS ALREADY BACK FROM EVERYTHING
Being hipster and cosmopolitan has gotten out of hand and, as we tend to do with everything, we have exhausted the formula. That is why it is quite probable that, in your flirting nights, you have met to that person who was already a hipster in 2007 and to whom now a brunch sounds more or less the same as if you told her that you just started watching lost . However, you may surprise him with Tepic's Mex Brunch concept. and his new Tente-En-Pie , in which you will replace the mimosas with clamato and the Benedictine eggs with chilaquiles, so you can enjoy brunch without seeing your image compromised trendsetters.
The brunch for the hipster who is already back from everything
FOR NET CELEBRITY
He has the cell phone glued to his hand and shows up for the appointment with four spare batteries “just in case”. He speaks in 140 characters, the vision of him has a Valencia filter and he classifies his tasks by hashtags. There is no doubt, the net celebrity needs a place full of beautiful things to share with her fans. A breakfast at Federal Café with its communal wooden tables, her customers working on Macs and her nordic look will make your mouth water.
For Net Celebrity
If things go well and you want to continue the day together ( congratulations, it's in the boat ) LeCocó also meets all the requirements of likes that she needs for lunch, dinner or even cocktails afterwards. Because don't even think about mentioning drinks, they don't do well on Instagram.
Essential LeCocó
FOR THE ONE YOU MET EARLY MORNING AT MACDONALDS
The typical stop before arriving home after a party became the beginning of something much deeper. Or not, it all depends on whether you are able to improve that first virtual date. And you don't have it difficult, in MEAting you play it safe with some of the best burgers in town (and he clearly likes hamburgers), because if he doesn't appreciate Galician meat, it's just as well that you each go home. Or both at the same time, in which case you can go through Shukran Express, which is also fast food but lebanese , and you already know that the exotic always conquers.
the ultimate burger
fast food but ok
FOR THAT PERSON WITH WHOM YOU HAVE NOT CROSSED MORE THAN THREE PHRASES
You've already had something, but let's just say it didn't come from having a long conversation about Bukowski's poetry. It's okay, we've all been there . You don't know if you're going to hook up on that first date or not, so it wouldn't be a bad idea to look for a plan B, in case things go wrong. A movie session in the Cineteca del Matadero will make it possible for you to check how things are going; and if no conversation arises you can blame that you were focused on the movie. But if it does happen, you can continue the night almost without moving in the Slaughterhouse Cantina . And there you will decide if you occupy a table with company or retire to comment on what you have seen in one of the its intimate tables for couples.
For that person with whom you have not crossed more than three sentences
FOR THE LIFETIME FRIEND TURNED INTO SOMETHING ELSE
Everyone saw it coming and in the end it happened. And now you have to go on a date but you know each other as if you had been dating for a lifetime, so, since the tension will be high and the pressure to give a good image, you can **lower the temperature by 80º**, where your gastro XS concept will allow you to subtly deceive your diner, because it is not the same to devour a 5kg steak on the first date I succumb to several of their mini dishes. End the night with a drink on the terrace of the Hotel Índigo, where its loungers and screens with fragments of classic films will provide the perfect setting for the beginning of your love story.
When he becomes more than just a friend...
FOR THE RUNNER YOU HAVE MET AT THE GYM
Maybe your mother has already told you that the gym is not the best place to meet your partner, but things happen as they happen and now you have a date with a person for whom his body is the most important thing in the world (yes, you will have to deal with this if things go ahead). Proposing Swinton & Grant will give you that intellectual air to balance the fact that you are physically inferior; and furthermore, this café/bookstore/art gallery will allow you to taste the ecological products of its menu in which, of course, you will not find even a hint of alcohol. That marathons do not run alone.
For the runner you've met at the gym
FOR THAT PERSON YOU HAVE MET AT FESTIVALS
There are more festivals than people in our country, so it is likely that your next date will be with that person with whom you jumped at a concert that you don't even remember anymore and you would both end up watered down with beer. Well, let no one separate what the barley juice has united ; and unless you are from Central Europe and you want him to feel at home surrounded by imported beers and Oktoberfest spirit in the mythical L’Europe, ** Fábrica de Maravillas is your place.** A small craft beer factory among whose exposed brick walls you can visit the facilities in which the beer you are tasting is being manufactured.
A beer essential
And if after liters of beer you feel hungry, Bolero Meatballs is the perfect place. Accompany the beer with a sandwich of homemade meatballs or dare with the Asians or the Mexicans . And if there is no room because the size of the venue is small, remember that you are festivalgoers and none of you are afraid of the ground.
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Not a single diner alone: you have to flirt through the stomach