Roberto in his incursions in Cadaqués
**ROBERTO ON HIS RAIDS IN CADAQUÉS (GERONA) **
1. Sea tan wins to the pool tan always.
two. sea water is constantly renewed , the pool no.
3. flirting in the pool : facilitates the encounter and the looks from the opposite shore.
Four. flirting on the beach : It's a matter of walks.
5. The use of crabeaters in the pool it is for misfits or hipsters, its use in Cabo de Gata for smart people.
6. In the pool you throw yourself pump to make waves, in the sea they come from the factory.
7. On the beach nobody throws bomb.
8. The freediving contests they are more comfortable in the pool, but more sappy.
9. If you drop an earring, contact lens or bikini in the sea, the chances of finding it are almost the same as Spain winning Eurovision (the World Cup, better not even mention it). Bad luck .
10. Raise your hand if you haven't gotten into the pool when you come back from the beach to take off your scraps of sand.
eleven. Closeness to the lifeguard is a matter of degrees : in the pool it could be your cousin, on the beach it is the colleague of the cousin of your second cousin (the one from Cádiz)
Ricardo and Germán on the beach of El Palmar, Cádiz
**RICARDO AND GERMÁN ON THE BEACH OF EL PALMAR (CÁDIZ) **
12. According to mamapedia, sea water is good for everything, It's like paracetamol.
13. A winter pool is not a pool nor is it anything.
14. Because when you are a child diving goggles are a treasure and on the beach more.
fifteen. Because when you're an adult, diving goggles make you become a child again . Well, that and there are places like that.
16. Why smear yourself with the beach sand it's a pleasure.
17. Pools with beach sand are an outdated and exhausted model.
18. chlorine , let's get as we get, it's something crappy.
19. The crocodile in the pool only happens in the United States. as Dolly Parton.
twenty. You will always scan the horizon looking for a shark fin n.
twenty-one. It is a disappointment when it is confirmed that the shark sighted is a basking shark that only feeds on plankton and is not dangerous to people. Because for that DON'T BE A SHARK Call yourself Plankton.
22. If a pool is not blue pool it is not a pool, it is a pool.
23. Okay, we like water slides. And the longer the better.
24. Salt-flavored kisses taste like summer , chlorine-flavored kisses taste (also) like summer.
25. Watching the sunset over the sea is, as Churchill would say, the end of the beginning . The night begins.
26. A sunrise at sea is this.
27. The shades of blue in the sea are the shades of your life , the dark sometimes is not what covers the most.
28. Being stung by a wasp on the foot in the pool is equivalent to being stung by a sea urchin.
29. Slashing your finger on a rock on the beach is the same as slitting your finger on a blue microtile in the pool.
30. Nudism was invented for places like this.
31. Nudism in a pool generates suspicion.
32. touch you "something" in the sea is "scary" , but they will be algae or minnows.
33. That you get "something" in the pool "too" , or is it your cousin 'the joker' or is SUDDEN DEATH.
3. 4. Because you can go around the world swimming (or by boat).
Elena and Sara on the beach in Denia, Alicante
35. Because Ariel lives in the sea (or she lived, before emancipating herself).
36. Because the surfer race is cool in everything and if it is in Portugal more .
37. If you have a pool at home you are rich . If you share it, it is not that you are especially generous, you are poor.
38. Why deprive your father of the honor of nailing the parasol which chief engineer It would be insensitive.
39. Parents in the pool they don't make sense.
40. Strolling along the seashore reconciles you with the World.
41. Walking along the edge of the pool can cause misfortunes.
42. Naval battles are studied.
43. the water battles they live.
Laura and her brother Daniel de ella on Malagueta beach (Málaga)
44. The Titanic thing would never have happened in a pool (Jack, a boat, Jack!)
Four. Five. Because the sand exfoliates and remove dead cells.
46. It is not mandatory to shower before bathing in the sea.
47. The sailor stripes they are always in fashion.
48. No one says no to one pool party and less if it is in THE.
49. Because people choose the beach as their computer's desktop background.
fifty. because the tumble of burt lancaster Y Deborah Keer on the shore of the sea in From here to eternity It's something that it has gone very very very deep.
51. It is mandatory to see the scene of the dead man in the swimming pool of La Swanson in sunset boulevard by Billy Wilder. Now that's a pool perspective.
52. It is reading “infinity pool” ** and losing our minds **.
53. We could also spend some time with Romy Schneider in The pool .
54. The sea warms the temperature, but a rebequita at night tastes like glory.
55. Diving headfirst into the pool crooked is noticeable, doing it in the sea is not.
56. If you are rich you can get to the beach by boat.
57. What would Madrid be without the nostalgia for the sea and for them to sing to you "wow, wow, there's no beach here".
Maria on the beach Stella (Madrid)
58. There is such a place Formentera.
59. Because in the sea you will never have the doubt. The water does not turn purple in case of "losses".
60. Because the chill-out , white linen dresses and flip-flops do make sense.
61. The following foods always taste better on the beach: omelette, Russian steaks, mojitos and... did I say omelette?
62. Some infinity pools and pools with bars could reach shade the beach bar.
63. Because the difference between a sea and an ocean is a matter of perspective.
64. Hemingway wrote The old man and the sea for something
65. Dolphins are cool and save us from shark attack.
66. The beach belongs to everyone. The pool doesn't.
67. … And we encourage you to add new differences on Twitter with @CNTravelerSpain Y @simmonsaid .
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Roberto in his incursions in Cadaqués
Cristina on La Concha beach (San Sebastian)