Porn Burgers: How To Make The Perfect Orgasmic Burger

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Bill U Murray Me

Bill U Murray Me

When and why did you create **PornBurger**?

I'm afraid my love affair with burgers is pretty cliche... Boy meets burger, boy falls in love with burger , boy grows up and makes a porn website dedicated to the hamburger.

I started with PornBurger in the winter of 2014. Like all good ideas, I came up with it in the shower. What started out as a personal excuse to explore perversion, make one hamburger a week (with terrible dad jokes), ended up becoming an opportunity to explore the dark burger joint art in deep.

What would the perfect orgasmic burger look like?

If it has been done well, a good hamburger should leave you wanting a cigarette and confess … Because food affects all the senses, for me it is very sensual. Especially when the results of a good sauce drip down my cheek.

Matthew Ramsey

Matthew Ramsey

But how do you get meat? orgasmic burger ?

The ingredients are essential. I am extremely proud of my PornBurger mix, which is inspired by the heart of all my fantasies:

1 part aged sirloin

_1.5 parts short rib (rib meat) _

_2 parts of chuck (marucha) _

How many burgers do you eat a week?

A gentleman never talks about this... That said, I'm not a gentleman . Burgers are for special occasions only. I like to reserve myself for giving gifts to myself.

Your book PornBurger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes (published by HarperCollins) gather your “raunchy fantasies”…

I wanted to write a book that could be your companion in the kitchen, and a guilty pleasure to hide under your mattress. The book is basically a 'choose your own adventure' guide to get your own burgerosgarmos . The first third of the book is an enumeration of all my recipes, and then I separate them by sauces, meats, condiments, so you can mix them as you prefer.

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Is food a perversion?

It is probably the oldest human perversion. How can it not be?! We are induced to consume by an innate desire that we call hunger, food affects all our senses, making it the perfect fetish.

Do you have fantasies about other foods?

Yes! Yes! yessssssssssssssssssssss Excuse me, what was the question? You can find me praying at the altar of many other foods: tacos, pizza, donuts

Is eating hamburgers in bed a good idea?

I am a big advocate of anything in bed. Like sex, it's okay to mix it up once in a while.

Is watching someone eat a hamburger... sexy?

Kate Upton? Yes. The guy sitting in front of me right now, with a napkin stuck to his shirt and lettuce in her beard? Nope.

Will you ever open a hamburger restaurant?

I think that the space that opens will surely have at least one perverted super burger, even if it is a secret dish on the menu.

Two X Burger Recipes

1. The Inglorious Basque Red

Okay. This Basque beauty is a sweet pintxo, salty. It is a oxtail burger served in its own juice with vermouth, with foie gras and confit Iberian ham on top of a slice of rustic white bread dipped in a roasted shallot compote. Saint Sebastian… you complete me. “It occurred to me on the flight back home after a week of gastronomic orgy in San Sebastián. I'm dying to go back."

THE STACK

caramelized ham

grilled foie gras

1 oxtail hamburger with its own juice and sweet vermouth

Roasted shallot compote

rustic bread

two. Bill U Murray Me

What does this burger have to do with Bill Murray? Absolutely nothing. Well, unless you're Bill Murray. In this case, this is a very personal and public invitation for you to join me for a burger and a beer. Also, I'm sure this is what Murray whispered to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation,” Ramsey explains in his book. “It's a fun twist on the American classic. It's raunchy and full of surprises. But it's also immediately satisfying,” he tells us.

THE STACK

PornBurger Sauce

roasted red onions

Tomatoes

1 juicy hamburger

A few slices of crispy bacon

pickled jalapenos

Romaine lettuce

Sesame Brioche Bread

The Inglorious Basque Red

The Inglorious Basque Red

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