Places to take the perfect photo for Tinder
This network It is based on the fact that the people you see are close by, that you enter through Facebook (it takes the photos from there and tells you what friends and hobbies you have in common) and that you will only be able to chat with someone if you have met given a mutual like . And, above all, in which there is always a rip for a ripped.
So now you have it installed. And exactly the same as when the Kings they brought you the Tragabolas , you go through photos and photos from Tinder without pause, putting your finger on automatic, click click click . From proposal number 100, beauty is the least of it. The thing about showing meat begins to work like a beacon and, from time to time, a photo-scare wakes you up the way a horn startles a truck driver who's getting fried without stopping driving well even in the curves.
If one is a heavy Tinder user (Let's go ahead, I haven't seen many heavys over there) It needs a bit of emotion and surprise in the images. The same Ikea furniture , the same streets where the same Chinese peddlers appear in the background... Everyone has realized that the best way to break the monotony of clicking on autopilot is upload photos of your trips . What happens is that not all are worth.
In New York, against the light and in a suit
IN FRONT OF TOWERS
The Eiffel Tower is the official background of Tinder ( along with Machu Picchu ) and serves to indicate which users They're from the United States . There are many, the application is practically theirs and they are learning Spanish in Madrid and Barcelona before or after the European tour. Towers and lighthouses, in general, have a clear subliminal symbolism that boys are infected with an alpha male image (except, perhaps, in the case of the tower of Pisa ) and it does not favor them so much, rather it gives them an air of "I had not thought that what I'm pointing, with this illusion face, it looks like a... ”.
IN THE WOODS
A wooded background automatically converts anyone photographed there on Sunday . Mandatory sportswear is one of the main reasons. The other option, something like heels, a sequined miniskirt and Warhol painted nails , turn your Tinder photo in the pine forest into a natural disaster on the level of a force 5 hurricane: you look like paris hilton on a farm.
Emerge victorious: it's not easy
WITH A TREE
If you are thinking of giving a “like” to a person with a ponytail who is hugging a tree, think before if you're ready to compete with him . With the tree, I mean. Or with all the trees in the world. If you are thinking of taking that photo yourself because your perversions include fans of homeopathy or worse, keep in mind that if you hug the tree with arms and legs the result is an image like the printed coyote while chasing the Roadrunner.
COVERING THE BEACH
Much can be learned from the delicate balance between person and beach. yes in the picture it looks more meat than sand , is that the beach is the least of it, the important thing was to show off that back almost without burning worthy of a Miss Chiringuito . And the beach is chosen because we all know how the typical photo looks on the bathroom mirror. Because all we have been there Tuenti years ago . If you see more sand than meat, take advantage of the symbolism to deduce that he or she probably has things to cover up and even bury. In any case, bad: a person who takes photos on the beach no one likes . He forces you to stick your guts out for a long time if you see that you're going to go deep.
On the beach
IN THE SNOW OR SURFING
They are two modalities so widespread on Tinder that you get to wonder if you are the only person in Spain who does not ski or stand against the waves. They are, obviously, the favorite sports in the healthy hearts of Tinder users and you will be able to talk about them a lot when the relationship takes hold and stay to watch football in a Bareto of thirds + kikos at two euros . The snow has the advantage that, with the excuse of the cold, you can cover yourself so that only your nose can be seen.
In surfing, it's the opposite: the one-piece swimsuit covers the girls a little more, but otherwise you are in their hands, at the mercy of a bright sun that does not spare you a grain, at the mercy of the water that randomly smears your hairstyle, at the mercy of the waves that crush you ... Better, snow. Or the typical photo in which it seems that you are holding the table but in which you are actually covering yourself with it.
IN MUSIC FESTIVALS
Remember to put on filth up to the ears for the picture. The photo that shows you very clean at a festival indicates that you are not trustworthy.
IN A BOAT
Appearing in the image steering a ship is the same as standing in front of a private jet or a Ferrari: no one will think it's yours, really not.
height selfie
WITH YOUR TIGER
It is one of the most kickass surprises from Tinder: there are many photos of people with tigers. I have seen three caressing a real one ( be careful with this , they may arrive maimed at the appointment), another with a tiger-sized plaster cast and several dressed as jungle animals that remotely resembled a feline. All this has a calming subliminal component which comes to say that if they have dared with a tiger they will put up with you phenomenally.
IN THE VIEWPOINT OF THE CITY
Probably It's about someone who doesn't get close.
IN ROMAN OR GREEK RUINS
If you already begin to perceive your canitas , your incipient wrinkles or you are balder than Kojak (or just if you know who Kojak was) don't even go near the ruins with a camera. The environment imbues you with an air of decadence that you do not need.
Lisbon from the Santa Luzia viewpoint
EVERY PHOTO IN ONE COUNTRY
Your profile could be titled “just one night stands. two maximum ”.
ALL IN LONDON
You once left your town and it has become clear . Better post pictures of your town It is more exotic.
ON THE RAMBLAS
It is a foreigner. Oxygenate your hair and give yourself a name with lots of crazy accent marks for the same effect.
London, ALL in London
IN RECONDITE VILLAGES
One of the most frustrating things about Tinder is the group photos where you never get to figure out which of them is the account holder . Except in the travel ones: it is the person who is not of the same race as the other 16.
IN COUPLE
Another disconcerting Tinderian variant: people who go out pretending to be cuddles with another person . There are even those who hang their wedding photos. I always say yes to them because I would like to be able to chat with them and ask them a “ WHY? ” like this, with capital letters. In a traveling environment it has less crime, because it could be a fellow traveler or a one night stand on a Goa beach. If they are wedding dresses in bali or in Las Vegas, that was a trip that got complicated. Remember Paquirrín's phrase that is useful for all things in life: " the correct explanation is always the simplest ”.
Photos to flirt: put your best face on!
WITH TRAVELING PHRASES
Accompany your photos everywhere with texts with phrases from famous travelers. Even his photos are adventurous quotes that speak of the air and incorruptible inner freedom , the unfathomable depth of nature, the fascinatingly chic tribe of freeloading Indians and etc. is an excellent travel companion that will leave you stranded at the height of Beijing to rediscover freedom, nature and a freeloading Indian.
IN THE MOUNTAINS
You are at the top of Mont Blanc with perfect hairdressing curls, both heels at the same height and a disco style in which nothing is broken. Climbs wear out travel stains you you came by helicopter . Or that is a very large fake in front of a wall-sized photo from the travel agency.
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In the mountains