What type of Traveler are you?
1. YOU ARE AT THE AIRPORT AND...
**a) ** You wonder who made those curious sculptures that flank the check-in counters.
**b) ** You evaluate (then curse) the restaurant food quality and the little variety of drinks they have.
**c) ** Or you enter the VIP Lounge or you try to find the most expensive and/or least crowded store or restaurant.
d) You take out of your leather suitcase your old and worn copy of The eternal lightness of being and you enjoy it sitting in a cafeteria or directly on the floor, next to your boarding gate.
**e) ** You manage to hack twice in a row the service of Wifi.
Tom Hanks, patron saint of airports
two. FOR YOU PARIS ABOVE ALL IS...
**a) ** The city with the best museums and the most cultural offerings on the Old Continent.
**b) ** The mecca of the best French cuisine . Well, from the best cuisine in the world.
**c) ** The windows of the Champs-Elysées, the halls of 5-star hotels and a seat at the Opera on a premiere day.
**d) ** Bookstores like Le Monte-en-l’Air , shopping at Passage du Grand Cerf and nights in Silence .
**e) ** The thousand and one photos you can take at the Eiffel Tower, at the Louvre pyramid, at the Louis Vuitton Foundation or on the banks of the Seine.
You will love urban picnics
3. YOU ARRIVE AT A HOTEL AND...
**a) ** You ask for a map of the place and questions how to get to the most outstanding monuments.
**b) ** You take a look at the restaurant menu.
**c) ** You examine in conditions all the details of your room.
**d) ** You try to find any resemblance to the Grand Budapest Hotel.
**e) ** You ask for the keys of the Wifi.
Welcome!
Four. WHEN YOU DO RURAL TOURISM IT IS BECAUSE...
**a) ** There is a very interesting Romanesque route or a new one architect-rural gem in the proximitys.
**b) ** In that town there is a restaurant that is sublimating seasonal cuisine, giving it a modern touch but always betting on flavor.
**c) ** The rural hotel is a Relaise & Chateaus or similar
**d) ** There's nothing like drinking in an old man's bar.
**e)** Nature and villages are so photogenic…
Rural cabins and eternal love for Portugal
5. MAY THE END OF THE WORLD CATCH YOU...
**a) ** In an exhibition of Basquiat.
**b) ** Finishing off the last portion of a succulent French cheese board.
**c) ** In an outdoor mountain spa contemplating a sun that refuses to go behind the peaks.
**d) ** In full verse in a bar of poets.
**e) ** Saying goodbye to your most beloved followers.
Shakespeare & Co Bookstore
6. A MUSEUM IS PERFECT WHEN…
**a) ** Your collection is interesting, well organized and enjoyed in silence and with good lighting.
**b) ** After a good art session, he has a restaurant that lives up to his paintings.
**c) ** It is located in a sumptuous palace or Guggenheim-style building. And it is spotless.
**d) ** Bet on names not so well known, on cursed artists and on the newest generations. And it is located in an old slaughterhouse, better .
**e) ** Allows you to take photos of his works.
Who does not have a photo with the Mona Lisa?
7. YOU CHOOSE A BEACH DESTINATION FOR…
**a) ** The possibilities of cultural tourism What does it offer when you get tired of the sun (on the second day).
**b) ** The gastronomic potential of its nearby beach bars and restaurants.
**c) ** The exclusive services of the hotel where you stay and the 'aftersun' standard of living of its chill out, restaurants, ports...
**d) ** There is a folk music festival on site.
**e) ** Its sunsets and its low level of thieves on the beaches.
Sa Cova D'en Xoroi in Minorca
8. THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU ON A TRIP IS…
**a) ** Scaffolding in a cathedral or a museum being closed for construction.
**b) ** An indigestion.
**c) ** They treat you badly in hotels, restaurants etc.
**d) ** In the destination, gentrification has been gentrified.
**e) ** Your mobile is stolen.
Prenzlauer Berg, Berlin
9. UPON YOUR RETURN, ON YOUR CAMERA CARD OR IN YOUR PHONE MEMORY THERE ARE PHOTOS OF...
**a) ** Three million monuments and works of art. Bareback, without you posing.
**b) ** One by one, all the dishes you have been trying on the trip.
**c) ** Details more chic of the places you have visited.
**d) ** Backlights, dark places and people with strange looks.
**e) ** Three million selfies.
height selfie
RESULTS:
**Majority A)**
You are a cultured. No problem, it's okay. Until not long ago you have been part of the only engine of tourism in winter. You visit everything, you love cathedrals and your best friend is the City Card of each place. Your friends trust you most of the trips because they know that they are not going to miss anything and that, on top of that, they can learn something.
Majority B)
You are a foodie. You travel for food and a few exciting peas can change the color of any destination. Between lunch and dinner you enjoy the local markets, cafes and wine bars. Your friends choose you to eat well and drink better, whether in your city or abroad.
Majority C)
You are part of the demanding public. Destinations love you because you break with their seasonality and because you travel at full speed. The most important thing for you is the treatment and how they make you feel exclusive to the places you visit. Your friends choose you to join you on the trip of a lifetime, learn to enjoy the most insignificant details and get ideas for any type of gift.
Majority D)
You are a hipster. Or what is the same, the latest evolution of the cultureta. You travel to find the unusual side of places and enjoy the other culture that buzzes in other cities with nocturnality and treachery. Your friends choose you to propose different places and introduce them to the Picasso of our time who is suffering from cold and amphetamines in a flat in a Soviet neighborhood in Berlin.
Majority E)
You are an Instagrammer. You travel to tell and share it. You master 27 apps and know by heart which filter to use for each occasion. You are the new ambassador of the places, one more asset in the digital world that you get rewards (in the form of 'Likes') from your trips. Your friends love to travel with you because they know that no one like you is going to graphically document your trip better than them. And well, because you get some very professional selfies.
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