How to flirt with a Navarrese

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How to flirt with a Navarrese

Difficult, very difficult (but not impossible)

BEFORE STARTING. TO CONSIDER

Flirting with a Navarrese is one of the most difficult things you will do in life. That's how it is:

- If you are looking for a love that is (let's call it) Argentine, with long conversations, compliments, and psychoanalysis , you can now turn around: that does not exist here . The Navarrese is sparing in words, especially when approaching the opposite sex (another thing is the gang ) and goes Straight to the point. Romanticism is having a chistorra sandwich together.

- being positive, that means they are sincere. Very sincere. The good thing is that it will be rare for you to be cajoled and deceived. The bad thing, that sometimes sincerity hurts.

- We have named the gang . That important factor in the life of a Navarrese . NEVER forget that it is sacred: she has accompanied him since he was born and will continue with him until death. The Navarrese always go with their gang, so the approach can be difficult, and if it is a mixed gang, things are not simpler either: with colleagues does not flirt!

- Do not expect them to enter you: that will not happen. Is better than you take the initiative and, if possible, before it's too late and they're too drunk.

- So, in the remote case that Whatsapp, Facebook or similar, send you thousands of kisses and hugs, be clear that not even 10% will come true . We repeat: the initiative will have to be yours.

How to flirt with a Navarrese

Don't say you expected a more sensitive guy.

APPROACH METHODS

- The stomach, in Navarra, is not a myth: a good steak and a pacharán they do not fail That for the classics. For the most modern, it is no longer enough to make a good ajoarriero, or a lamb in chilindrón, or some pochas with all the sacraments, now what is taken are the pintxos . How much more marinated, foamy and crispy drink, the sexier they will see you.

- in these lands it is forbidden to be on a diet: don't even think about going out to dinner and ordering only a little salad, or mentioning "I'm on a diet", because, really, they will look at you badly.

- In Navarra, "recio" or "recia" means that you look good.

- A perfect date would be a Game and mushroom tasting menu in autumn , or some **days to exalt Ribera vegetables**.

- The Navarrese is a competitive type: he can be very effective, therefore, to bite him with that "Why don't you call me?" either " I bet you 50 euros that you don't come partying with me ".

- Pretending to be Osasuna (rojillo-a) can be a good way to get closer. The same as for those of us who know cultivate the Basque feeling at least mention those words in Basque that everyone remembers: kaixo, muxu (you do not know how sensual an aúpa can be ) .

How to flirt with a Navarrese

Do not forget to praise the benefits of its gastronomy (and its cheeses).

- But the reality is that to bind you to a Navarrese you only have nine days a year insured. Yes, only nine: San Fermin . The optimists affirm that in San Fermín txiki (in September, without guiris) there is playoff

- On New Year's Eve you try , but the cold, the sweaty makeup of costumes and alcohol are a cruel enemy of lovers.

- In general, the best method of approach with a Navarrese is neither a gadgeto-eye nor glances, nor smiles: it's a cuban

- The optimists affirm that yes, that in Navarra a lot of corporal interpretation is used, because here of compliments nothing at all.

- Don't expect them to dance , except in San Fermín or at parties. Banish your dreams of nights on the dance floor as a couple, because more than dancing is hold the cubata.

How to flirt with a Navarrese

Hold on tight to your glass.

- Either hope to know how to interpret its signals: there will be no signs. Just action. And if you want to be effective, start it yourself.

- It may sound like a cliché, but it's real: talking about the weather interests them. and know what kind of wind there is is fundamental. Asking about Osasuna can be like opening a Pandora's box.

- There are a few unbelievers who claim that To flirt with a Navarrese you have to emigrate . Abroad, or to the rest of Spain, go.

- The Navarrese outside of Navarre usually leave behind their role as a sparse and succinct type of words, disheveled , Y it is easier for him to relate to the opposite sex.

How to flirt with a Navarrese

You will have to learn all their traditions.

AND THEN?

- If you get take a Navarrese to the garden (or the garden , which you already know is part of his DNA), and you live abroad, expect that you will go to his land a lot.

- Never ever expect a kiss or an "I love you" in public. What is that? (have looked for an Argentine if not).

- Although he has let his hair down when leaving Navarra, upon returning, his or her original identity will take over him or her again.

- From the first minute, you should make a family tree from her family (aunt Mari Puy married to uncle Miguel, from no such town...), it will be an appreciated gesture.

- Y don't forget that she never cheated on you: They are as you see them. Some days you'll be grateful, other days you'll wonder why you didn't turn around.

- You will learn to properly use the suffix "ico" : how majico, un besico... (but you will never say it with the same grace as them) .

- And the best, his gang will be yours . Wait to see what the weddings, birthdays, parties of the towns you will go to will be like from now on...

How to flirt with a Navarrese

You may have to settle for this kiss.

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How to flirt with a Navarrese

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