The 17 worst types of airline passengers

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where is the party

Where is the party?

1. THE KICKS: 61%

Dear traveling friend. Your kicks will not expand the available space . Relax.

two. NEGLECTED PARENTS: 59%

Traveling with children can be stressful, but not even the aisle of the plane is the best place to play races, not even the seat is an inflatable mattress.

3. THE AROMATIC PASSENGER: 50%

Ahem. Go shower. For you and for all your companions . There is nothing worse than an eight hour drive without being able to escape from the contaminated area. You may be excited about your Duty Free cologne sale, okay, but control your excitement when you first wear it: thanks.

have you showered

Will he have showered?

Four. THE NOISE SOCIALIZER: 50%

Share with the whole plane from your children's problems to your playlist . Too much information, thanks.

5. THE DRUNK: 45%

He has rushed the party until the last moment. Horror. Or maybe it calms your fear of flying with alcohol. Error-Horror. His heaviness and likelihood of joining the aromatic passenger club make him one of the top five most annoying passengers.

6. VERBORRHEIC: 43%

Professional language. It will inform you of the reasons for your trip, the contents of your travel kit, EVERYTHING you should not miss when you arrive, what did you like about your school , why he loves his job, the best time to find a cheap flight... After fifteen minutes (which will feel like decades) you will wonder, dazed, how you got there and when you asked him something about... NEVER (and that didn't matter either).

don't tell me your life

"Don't tell me your life"

7. NOT WITHOUT MY SUITCASE: 38%

That his luggage collides with your foot? Y?

8. THE COLUMBUS: 35%

Yes, you may be one of them. For some reason, since the plane touches the ground, you are already thinking about getting out of there. For some reason you go for your handbag and your suitcase to, with the same passion that Tarzan to a vine. And then: excuse me, will you let me in? Can you step aside?

9. THE RELAXED: 32%

It travels in the same position as it is macerated under the sun, on the beachfront. Your present: embed the tray directly in the stomach at mealtime.

Too much information

Too much information

10. THE CONQUEROR OF THE UPPER COMPARTMENT: 32%

Airplane. Inside. Day. You arrive at your seat, 22 A, nobody in your area and, suddenly, three suitcases innocently abandoned thirteen rows from their owner. No one will suspect him, but you, you have already run out of room.

eleven. THE PENETRATING FOODIE: 30%

You will suffer the smells of delicious food from him.

12. DIGITAL: 27%

Enjoy changing channels on the screen at the back of your seat. Your neck will never be zapped by him while he enjoys all the episodes of The Big Bang Theory.

13. THE PASSIONATES: 26%

Kisses, advances, brushes... there is no way out.

When can you help me with this crossword gets out of hand...

When "Can you help me with this crossword?" it gets out of hand...

14. THE LIGHT: 26%

The belt, the socks, the shoes bother him... and will not hesitate to break free.

fifteen. WILD BLADDER: 24%

He's got a window and he'll spend half the flight on the way to the bathroom. Give him your aisle seat, for your own good.

16. THE SINGLE OPEN TO WHATEVER COMES: 13%

Trying to socialize is fine, but don't overdo it.

17. THE STATION EXCHANGER: 13%

He likes your site and he will negotiate tirelessly until he gets it.

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