1+1=3: stork operation
We should have started with Paris . Because if. Because if you inaugurate a section called Operation Stork , which proposes destinations, corners and getaways for couples wanting to increase the family (or make many, many attempts), it would be almost mandatory that we debut with the city of love (which also coincides with the city where all the children come from) .
However, today is not so much about hearts and petals but about curves and fire . That is why we do as storks do, that is, take flight to escape from the scarf and the coat and head for a hot island . An island EXTREME that raises true passions; an island of eternal spring where blood alters. Namely. ** Lanzarote .**
It is hard to believe that we have something like this so close at hand and that we continue to dream of postcards from Greetings from Hawaii . Of course, in Lanzarote there are no such lush greens, no coconut trees or necklaces of tropical flowers, but there are lava flows, red, purple, ocher and yellow lands and crazy buildings full of curves and sexy nooks and crannies that put the mind to work at full throttle. . A place where directors and publicists go crazy to shoot… So do we (but in a literal sense). Unscripted. To live love at full speed. In these locations:
1. THE ROAD TO YAIZA
Walk past the Timanfaya National Park . Black stony and brutal, it looks like a descent to the hell itself . Driving through it (with many possibilities of doing it alone for a long time and without a single advertising poster that steals our attention) with the sole company of a soundtrack suitable for the occasion, can be one of the best moments (more sexy) of the trip. On your way you will find places like the hotbeds , some volcanic landscapes where, on a day of unruly tide, it seems, indeed, that the water boils in gushes. A Jacuzzi that you will want to replicate when you arrive at your hotel.
Yaiza Road
two. THE POOL OF CLICKS
Also to the south of the island and very close to the hervideros is this curious salt water lagoon of an emerald color , caused by the waters where some curious primitive shellfish called clicos lived. 100% Martian. Literally. And it seems that charged with eroticism, too. In her, Raquel Welch took a dip , and she wore palmetto with her heart attack bikini in the movie A million years ago . With her promotional slogan we say it all: “Discover a savage world whose only law was lust!” (something like Discover the wild world whose only law is lust). In the montage for the United States, about nine minutes were also eliminated, including the dance hot by Martine Beswick, who played Nupondi, Tumak's former wife.
The puddle of clicks
3. THE JAMEOS OF THE WATER
Another essential visit of Lanzarote: an auditorium created in a lava tube that goes out to sea. That said, there is no one who wins in exoticism (let's see if they have it in Hawaii). Sit on the edge and stay there for a while. Without more, looking at the water, the reflections, the light, observing the albino and blind crabs that find their natural habitat here can be the most bucolic. But not only that. Because this place also gains in eroticism, the space, perfectly integrated with the volcanic landscape, and the seventies aesthetic with all its details (the iron bins, the bathroom signage, the waiters' uniforms and the design of the chairs and tables with those orange cushions) cry out for a festival revival that more than one and more than two characters from the star system .
And it is that during those years this was the scene of parties of Hollywood actors and actresses, with Rita Hayworth , who was currently recording on the island Road to Salina , in the lead: a film that has given of itself even for essays on eroticism and incest. Enthusiastic Rita affirmed that the Jameos It was "the eighth wonder of the world" . And we all know what happened when Rita got excited.
The jameos of the water
Four. SEA LAKE
The guateque or one of the late sixties parties of Mad Men . Either of the two could have been held in this house carved out of a volcano as a palace from The Thousand and One Nights. Legend has it that Omar Sharif bought it and that he lost it in a heated game of bridge. Always vice involved. Although it could be preserved much better than it is and its glamorous atmosphere preserved, it is still worth stopping by at sunset for a cocktail. Its nooks and crannies, its tunnels and its stairways lead nowhere (your imagination, yes).
Sea lake
5. FAMARA
Surf, surfers, wind, sand, kites... Famara is the wildest town in Lanzarote. To let your hair down. Here too, the architecture puts instincts on alert, especially if you stay in one of the bungalows in the urbanization known as the Norwegians, which you may have already seen in the movie Broken Embraces. His sunsets from the terrace are epic. It's time to go to bed: rest... or not.
wild famer